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END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN →
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dobie:
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
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LMFAO THAT TIME I MADE FUN OF THE HURRICAN IRENE GIFS LOL. and apparently no...
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Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
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kellyblogsfromthetardis:
Me, Kelsey, and James made a derpy looking gingerbread Doctor that tasted terrible. The icing we made also wasn’t thick enough so it looked like jizz.
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(◡‿◡✿) why: teamtwerkin: vocaroo: vocaroo: if... →
teamtwerkin:
vocaroo:
vocaroo:
if anyone has an ipod/iphone/ipad or w/e download the app “12 days” bc it’s 12 free gifts (like music albums, apps, music videos etc) that would usually cost over 12 days
the first gift starts 26th december aka TODAY i just got a coldplay album…
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doctor who/narnia otp
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fifteen minutes into the christmas special
lemonade
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“Because what’s the point in them being happy now if you know they’re going to be...”
– The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe - The Doctor (via rhiannonevans-1993)
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Avis:
Avis: HELP I'M FUCKED IN OBLIVION. I was cleaning out the lovenest I just purchased for me and my gay lover in Anvil but I just took a nap and JAN THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED.
Jan: Wait how do you even
Avis: so I go for a little laydown in between arranging the floral rugs and BUNNA NUNNA NUNNAghostbusters theme, this place is the house of horrors suddenly. Dude there's a fucking summoning circle burned into the rug and I'm fending ghosts off with a broom. My lover's set to arrive in seven hours and I'm knee-deep in ectoplasm. What the fuck do I do. I'm fucking doomed.
Jan: Okay, so first off, why didn't you just call Bill Murray?
Avis: he's out not having a career
Jan: Secondly, I'm pretty sure lovers aren't an option in that game. Much more gay lovers. Or lovenests. How did you get a dude into your lovenest. How did you FIND ONE.
Avis: I'm pretty sure I sort of fudged it so they are
Jan: I'm pretty sure they aren't.
Avis: Okay so I'm utilizing a very broad definition of 'lovenest'
Avis: And 'lover'.
Avis: And 'gay'
Jan: What did you dooooooo
Avis: Well basically I dropped a love letter into his desk one night and then waited around to see if he'd meet up with me like I asked him to in the letter and he TOTALLY DID, so score one gay lover. So I did a quest and forged an official paper or two so he'll come relocate into Anvil, and then I meant to do this quest to get this mansion so we'd have a place to stay, but it's suddenly Poltergeist up in this bitch. I can't arrange our furniture if the ghosts keep eating the light fixtures
Jan: You bought furniture? You can't buy furniture
Avis: Okay, I'm rearranging his stuff
Jan: What
Avis: He's an imperial guard. I'm a master thief
Avis: this is obvious
Avis: I broke into his old quarters back in the imperial city and stole all his shit. And now I'm rearranging his paintbrushes in the boudoir. Apparently he's quite the painter. There were like eight goddamn paintbrushes in his shit.
Jan: you
Jan: what.
Avis: It's a lot less creepy if you consider the fact that he doesn't take them with him because the bastards don't give him a new office when he relocates to Anvil
Avis: I'm /helping/
Jan: So you're seriously telling me you stalked an Imperial captain, broke into his house at 3am to steal his shit, followed him to Anvil, bought a house there, and are now artfully arranging his stuff around the bed in which you will buttfuck him. I don't think I played the same version of Oblivion as you.
Avis: actually I'm pretty sure he'll be bumfucking me
Avis: he's sort of uptight
Avis: I can't imagine him letting it go the other way around, at least not the first months
Jan: oh my god are you talking about Hieronymous Lex. Also isn't the uptightness helpful in that regard
Avis: yeah olol was that obvious
Jan: He fucking hates thieves.
Avis: I know! Hence the beauty.
Avis: He can't resist my baby-smooth skin and jewel-bright eyes.
Avis: (or tight laced leather-pants-wearing bum)
Jan: Have you seriously put deep thought into the bumfucking preferences of Hieronymous Lex?
Avis: yes
Jan: Sarah are you playing Oblivion: The Gay Buttfuck Edition.
Avis: hey no I take serious fault with that accusation. Most of my characters are in straight relationships. It's only the assassin that's a lesbian
Avis: and that only happened because it's not my fucking fault there's a superhot female bandit gang in Anvil too ok
Jan: I don't think ANYONE played the Oblivion you're playing. More's the pity for us.
Avis: yeah you guys are missing out
Avis: hurry up and start banging imperial guards already
Jan: So other than banging your way through half of Cyrodill. How long have you had this game?
Avis: month about
Jan: And how far are you in the actual storyline where you save the world from imminent destruction?
Avis: I what
“And God told Adam, “I will fashion a companion for you. She will have apple...”
– Genesis 5:6 (via iappropriatelylovethefool)
And Adam unto the Lord, “yea, and them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, could she turn around and give that big booty a slap?”
(via ultraprism)
Reblog if it's your first Homestuck Christmas
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Mother fucking party time!!
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
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Friend: You should really stop playing Skyrim and come hang out with us
911: So you're saying he tripped down the stairs
friend: where did you go for your christmas break
me: internet
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casually just gonna reblog every contest ever at 5 AM when presumably no one gives a shit that I am anti-quality
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"What are YOU afraid of?"
Doctor Who Fandom: Vicious Christmas decorations, angel statues that sneak up on you when you're not looking, creepy puppet children, creepy gas mask children......
Sherlock Fandom: Cabbies.
Supernatural Fandom: Everything
Star Trek Fandom: Lens flares.
Good Omens Fandom: Aziraphale falling.
Assassin's Creed Fandom: Missing the haystack.
Altair: Water.
Hunger Games Fandom: Roses.
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other people: is it christmas yet
whovians: is it the christmas special day yet
sherlockians: is it new year's day yet
the hunger games fandom: is it march 23rd yet
the hobbit fandom: is it next december yet
merlin fandom: is it christmas eve yet
hetalia fandom: is it the christmas event yet
homestuck fandom: update
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kellyblogsfromthetardis:
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